Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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