one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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