i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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