One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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