talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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