thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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