Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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