Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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