You're so nebulous sometimes
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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