So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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