Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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