"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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