Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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