I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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