I feel like I'm in dance class right now
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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