Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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