Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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