I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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