It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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