You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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