wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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