; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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