Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
that's an acceptable place to lick
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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