Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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