If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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