Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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