People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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