he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
