She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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