3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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