5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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