And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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