so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Randomize
