There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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