Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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