try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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