We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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