so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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