you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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