Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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