i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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