Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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