is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
