i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
i believe in u and ur pee
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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