Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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