Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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