its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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