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(925): View more from California

I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(

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(206): View more from Washington

Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.

(425): View more from Washington

i'm in love

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(256): View more from Alabama

My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.

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(360): View more from Washington

I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning

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