Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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