For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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