let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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