I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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