Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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