we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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