I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
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Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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