did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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