WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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