it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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