Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Are we still banned from the library?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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